tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-141110352011-04-21T17:48:57.537-07:00Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12040176222469157938noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14111035.post-1123589411137302692005-08-09T04:31:00.000-07:002005-08-09T05:10:11.143-07:00<h1>SMITH HANDS IN NOTICE!</h1><br /><br /><h3>The big question is why?</h3><br /><br /><p>The notice, given on Friday 5th August, was a big shock to fellow<br />employees of the office where comments such as <em>"shit"</em> and <em>"fuck's sake"</em><br />were reportedly heard.</p><br /><marquee><h2>Did Carly Have A Say?</h2></marquee><br /><p>There have been <b>no confirmed reports</b> that Carly has had a say in the decision<br />but the opinion in the office is that she has told him what to do.</p><br /><h3>What's next for the big man?</h3><br /><p><b>A theory</b> could be that he is going to the Australian Bush<br />with Emma, where they will work for an Aborigine tribe, naked.<br />The reason behind this is that Carly is apparently a raving naturist and will enjoy slaving in the heat for the tribe leader <em>Umbekkaah</em></p><br /><p><big>We wish Smith the best of luck in future</big><br />but know he will return sooner rather than later<br />because of his embarrassing <b>permanent erection</b> that he will endure<br />at the sight of seeing naked men and women.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14111035-112358941113730269?l=smithlifeuk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12040176222469157938noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14111035.post-1123586785013274612005-08-09T04:24:00.000-07:002005-08-09T04:26:25.026-07:00<h1 align="center">SMITH GETS LAID...<br />FINALLY</h1><br /><hr /><br /><p><b>Not suprisingly this is the first time in a while</b><br /><br />We are the first to release the mystery woman's identity<br /></p><br /><marquee><h1>BREAKING NEWS!</h1></marquee><br /><br /><big>SOME SUGGEST HER NAME IS MARY, A BRUNETTE FROM ROCHDALE</big><br /><br /><em>Others think she is a 14 year old mail order bride from kosovo</em><br /><br /><p><b>Reliable sources have now told us the answer...</b></p><br /><h2><b><b>The lucky (or not) young lady is an 18 year old, big breasted blonde called Carly!</b></b></h2><b><b><br />The couple are thought to be very happy and are releasing a documentary<br />in the next few months named, SMITH SEX: THE LOVE LIFE OF A LONER.<br /><br /></b></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14111035-112358678501327461?l=smithlifeuk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12040176222469157938noreply@blogger.com1