Tuesday, August 09, 2005
SMITH RETIRES
SMITH HANDS IN NOTICE!
The big question is why?
The notice, given on Friday 5th August, was a big shock to fellow
employees of the office where comments such as "shit" and "fuck's sake"
were reportedly heard.
There have been no confirmed reports that Carly has had a say in the decision
but the opinion in the office is that she has told him what to do.
What's next for the big man?
A theory could be that he is going to the Australian Bush
with Emma, where they will work for an Aborigine tribe, naked.
The reason behind this is that Carly is apparently a raving naturist and will enjoy slaving in the heat for the tribe leader Umbekkaah
We wish Smith the best of luck in future
but know he will return sooner rather than later
because of his embarrassing permanent erection that he will endure
at the sight of seeing naked men and women.
Return of THE ORIGINAL - Smith Life
SMITH GETS LAID...
FINALLY
Not suprisingly this is the first time in a while
We are the first to release the mystery woman's identity
SOME SUGGEST HER NAME IS MARY, A BRUNETTE FROM ROCHDALE
Others think she is a 14 year old mail order bride from kosovo
Reliable sources have now told us the answer...
The lucky (or not) young lady is an 18 year old, big breasted blonde called Carly!
The couple are thought to be very happy and are releasing a documentary
in the next few months named, SMITH SEX: THE LOVE LIFE OF A LONER.
